Did you see Jesus turning everyone's wine into water last night? What a dick. That's bad farty porm.
by jaogiz July 06, 2012
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A guy who farts alot and he is so gay that his mama told him"hey man , you gay" And the life of him was gaysome.
by Evan September 17, 2004
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by Notorious Chicka April 09, 2017
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When you think that you're about to let out a massive nuke in your poor toliet, but you just let out some weak fart that, about 20 seconds later, turns into the worse explosion your toliet has ever seen of poop. LOL
by buttface123jr. April 06, 2017
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a pooey bumbum; a shit-bespeckled anus; a feaces-ridden arsehole; quite literally a butt which has not been cleansed of its product. bon appetit!
"...so then, i looked down and saw that not only had she forgotten to shave, she also posessed a great big arty farty!"
"after the gym, my boyfriend smells like an arty farty"
"muuuum!! do we have more toilet paper?! i have a really arty farty!"
"the perfect recipe for an arty farty is sprouts, beans and prunes."
"after the gym, my boyfriend smells like an arty farty"
"muuuum!! do we have more toilet paper?! i have a really arty farty!"
"the perfect recipe for an arty farty is sprouts, beans and prunes."
by homeless September 22, 2013
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A sexual act in which a male rubs his penis into his partner's armpit for stimulation. So named for the sound an armpit makes when a hand is placed over it and the arm is flexed towards the body.
See also armpit job, armpit sex, Armpit Choo-Choo.
See also armpit job, armpit sex, Armpit Choo-Choo.
by o8jedi August 28, 2019
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The biggest troll on IMDB. Sir Farty Fartsalot is his original account, but he has 10-20 other accounts named after flatulence. His schtick is usually creating "Is X better than Y" threads & just has "yes or no" in the body & later abandons the threads.
He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.
He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.
A comparison thread from someone with a fart-themed username? It must be a Sir Farty Fartsalot sock account.
by FartSmeller September 02, 2014
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