After enjoying a home-cooked farty meal, Jose spent the proceeding 5 hours farting the Star Spangled Banner and blowing the bolts off the base of his toilet.
by Chili2 January 11, 2018
by Tommy gregory June 08, 2020
*Ken sniffs the air and immediately lifts shirt over his nose*
Mark "What's wrong with you?"
Ken "Hank just ripped Farti Gras in here"
Mark "What's wrong with you?"
Ken "Hank just ripped Farti Gras in here"
by ToonyLoon January 11, 2018
by Iorkridoeoelroeid March 10, 2017
When one enters a bathroom to take a dump, but frustratingly spends more time farting than shitting.
Timmy: “Mommy? Where’s Daddy?”
Mommy: “Can’t you hear him Dear? He’s in the bathroom taking a farty dump.”
Mommy: “Can’t you hear him Dear? He’s in the bathroom taking a farty dump.”
by Chili2 January 17, 2018
The aft of corralling the stank of one's flatulence into the cup of one's hand to then offer to a nearby dog, cat, bitch, etc... Similar to dutch oven mitt but more for dogs, as they love it!
by ReverendOlaf December 22, 2011
Used when describing something, in relative agreeance of the subject, without having any clue what the heck you, or they are talking about.
"I want one of those tables made with all those beercaps."
"You mean an old Farty-piss table?"
"Yeah, an old Farty-Piss table dude!"
"You mean an old Farty-piss table?"
"Yeah, an old Farty-Piss table dude!"
by Tronnn February 03, 2010