That which is abrubtly and sensibly expressed artfully. It is most probably full of hot air but is also actual. Sometimes, it stinks to hear it but it spells relief in colourful ways and usually leaves you with a wincing smile.
"Pepe Le Prince is legendary because of his fartful wisdom, his salt and pepper cape and his his very honourable accent."
by Sillyloquy December 14, 2009
Get a Fartful mug for your friend Günter.
a fartwarming experience in which two dudes trade farts
John and I did a fart-to-fart greeting.

Let's do a fart-to-fart!
by glitterchopsticks December 11, 2009
Get a fart-to-fart mug for your sister Sarah.
Farte

Pronunciation- fhair-tay, fair-tay
–Noun

1. A fancy way of saying Fart

2. a flatus expelled through the anus.

3. an irritating or foolish person.

4. Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense.

5. Slang. something inferior or worthless.

6. Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person.

7. Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana.

8. Slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff.

–verb (used without object)

— to simply " Farte' " on some one or something.

Origin:

Will Long 2009
Noun example- " I need to "Farte " Really badly! "

Verb Example- " When he walks out of his house Farte' on him and take his Wallet. "

Adj. Example- " Your face looks like one smelly Farte'. "

Slang example 1- " Dad is being such a Farte' because he wont let me go to the mall. "

Slang Example 2- " Those silly kids are acting like a big Farte'. "

"Farte', Farte"
by Will Long 09 June 02, 2009
Get a Farte', Farte mug for your cousin Callisto.
Like “An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth”. Don’t ever give up if someone desperately tries to knock you over.
"Fart for Fart" - The only way to fight against a “Fart” is to “Fart” back.
by Shana Baileys December 28, 2011
Get a Fart for Fart mug for your buddy Nathalie.
Questionable farts that make you wonder how they will come out, usually it is a safe bet but every once in a while the result is dis-ass-terous
I am having a to fart or not to fart moment, is it worth it?
Only at home
by gasshole October 25, 2011
Get a to fart or not to fart mug for your father-in-law Günter.
A rapid onset of multiple and uncontrollable farts after eating an offending meal. Typically acute but can be chronic based on the frequency of consumption of the offending item(s).
I ate Taco Hell and now I have a serious case of the farts.
by Aquemini May 30, 2015
Get the The farts neck gaiter and mug.
A small explosion between the legs, composed of vapourized poop particles.
person 1: ewww dude did you fart?
person 2: yes indeed i did, you heard the explosion didnt you?

person 3: yes, eww it smells disgusting
person 1: omg bro dont breathe it in, you realize you are inhaling particles of his poop when you smell it!?
person 3: kill me now.
person 2: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! smell my wrath! :D
by Blue_Sky555 August 08, 2012
Get the Fart neck gaiter and mug.