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Noun: Fartfignewton (fart-fig-newton)

1. The state of being a fart genius

by Artt Vandalay October 30, 2007
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When a person sucks a fart out of the asshole of a person. It must be done with finesse and expertise. Must be done with warmup excercizes
When KSweede sucks a fart out of tophers ass, completing the fartfignewton.
by Johnny transitt September 19, 2006
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