Fart

Used to describe the sound a turd makes while honking to come out.

Fart

by 'Denver's Finest' March 19, 2022

fart-by

Passing gas while navigating thru a crowd in bar/nightclub. Derived from drive-by.

"The club was way too busy last night. Left early, but did a viscious fart-by on the way out."

by Bloomfield13 August 8, 2008

When someone sits on guy’s lap and farts so strongly that the vibration results in the guy getting a hard-on

Dude, Jennifer sat on my lap and she let one loose and I sprung a fart-on!

by KDS117 January 1, 2018

While chatting via texting or chat room and you want to let people know that you have passed gas, this is normally used.

You: " So I was playing Battle Toads yester-"
Friend: "*farts*"
You: "<_<"

by Rubber1232 August 3, 2003

yeah fred held that last fart in all day so when he let it go he got a fart on

by fudgewad May 25, 2011