A sport women do while driving in the car by themselves, usually with the window rolled up so they can "score" the stinkocity velocity. This is why they prefer leather seating.
Woman in car alone: EEEERRRIIIIPPPPP - sniff sniff, "Good one, I cannot wait until bunco so I can tell the girls"
by jeff April 30, 2004
by Ernest Borgnine June 26, 2003
Person 1: Hey, lets take the stairs to my floor.
Person 2: But I have to fart.
Person 1: Ok take the elevator, I'll meet you at my room.
Person 2: But I have to fart.
Person 1: Ok take the elevator, I'll meet you at my room.
by Esx February 10, 2010
Chad : Oh baby I wanna pound your soft pussy all night!
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm Cumin! I'm Cumin!
Chad : Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Gross!
Chad Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Really your going to use my bed for your pleasure and Fart in it too!
Chad : Oh Yeah! I'm a lean mean fartin machine!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : NOW!
Chad : Give me a blowjob!
Kiersten: Ok! Mmmmmm!
Chad : Ahh!
Kiersten : God Damn't
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm Cumin! I'm Cumin!
Chad : Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Gross!
Chad Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Really your going to use my bed for your pleasure and Fart in it too!
Chad : Oh Yeah! I'm a lean mean fartin machine!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : NOW!
Chad : Give me a blowjob!
Kiersten: Ok! Mmmmmm!
Chad : Ahh!
Kiersten : God Damn't
by SlopNChop April 12, 2017
Friend1 to Friend 2: "Damn!! It smells like a fart in here."
Friend 2 to Friend1:"Sorry bro", "Some asshole was talking shit behind my back again."
Friend 2 to Friend1:"Sorry bro", "Some asshole was talking shit behind my back again."
by Maccus Wiel July 06, 2020