A puff or loud nose coming from the anal area. Smelly and yet very amusing. Basking in the ambeince.
RJ: I totally farted the whole way here.
Tiffany: REALLY?
RJ: LIke 10 times!
by Tiffany Nicoleeeee December 06, 2007
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To be Farted; Firmly press with the heel of your hand left to right and back across the belly. Start from the top of the belly around the abdomen and move down towards the belly button, you should fart by then.
Tina J.
My Honey farted me last night so I could go to sleep.
by wydancer March 07, 2017
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a fartwarming experience in which two dudes trade farts
John and I did a fart-to-fart greeting.

Let's do a fart-to-fart!
by glitterchopsticks December 11, 2009
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Farte

Pronunciation- fhair-tay, fair-tay
–Noun

1. A fancy way of saying Fart

2. a flatus expelled through the anus.

3. an irritating or foolish person.

4. Slang. pretense, lies, exaggeration, or nonsense.

5. Slang. something inferior or worthless.

6. Slang. a selfish, mean, or otherwise contemptible person.

7. Slang. narcotic drugs, esp. heroin or marijuana.

8. Slang. possessions, equipment, mementos, etc.; stuff.

–verb (used without object)

— to simply " Farte' " on some one or something.

Origin:

Will Long 2009
Noun example- " I need to "Farte " Really badly! "

Verb Example- " When he walks out of his house Farte' on him and take his Wallet. "

Adj. Example- " Your face looks like one smelly Farte'. "

Slang example 1- " Dad is being such a Farte' because he wont let me go to the mall. "

Slang Example 2- " Those silly kids are acting like a big Farte'. "

"Farte', Farte"
by Will Long 09 June 02, 2009
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Like “An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth”. Don’t ever give up if someone desperately tries to knock you over.
"Fart for Fart" - The only way to fight against a “Fart” is to “Fart” back.
by Shana Baileys December 28, 2011
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Questionable farts that make you wonder how they will come out, usually it is a safe bet but every once in a while the result is dis-ass-terous
I am having a to fart or not to fart moment, is it worth it?
Only at home
by gasshole October 25, 2011
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A rapid onset of multiple and uncontrollable farts after eating an offending meal. Typically acute but can be chronic based on the frequency of consumption of the offending item(s).
I ate Taco Hell and now I have a serious case of the farts.
by Aquemini May 30, 2015
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