Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
2
A tangy acidic burn felt on the opening of ones anus the moment before letting out a ripper. A warning that what was thought to be a fart was anctually a pressurized diarrheal discharge
I cocked my leg to let one go, but I felt a kiss of Fartburn, and realized I had to find a toilet STAT!
by Thedude78 July 07, 2019
4
when you poop or fart and you butt hole burns. not like tempature, but like hot sauce on your tounge, or when you throw up and it goes up your nose. like that exept on your butthole.
guy 1: *FARRRRRTTT*
guy 2: EWW that was a wet one! wasnt it?!
guy 1: OWWWW MAJOR FART BURN!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: it feels like i just farted out jalapinos!
guy 2: omg...
guy 2: EWW that was a wet one! wasnt it?!
guy 1: OWWWW MAJOR FART BURN!
guy 2: what?
guy 1: it feels like i just farted out jalapinos!
guy 2: omg...
by Bubba2x4 February 15, 2009
6
"Man, I ate me some good ole beans and it gave me the worst fartburn! My wife had to bleach my underwear twice just to get the stains out."
by XtremeJokes August 13, 2008