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Fart freckles is when someone accidentally farts on your face when you are eating their ass.
I heard that song about eating the Booty like groceries and I tried it but she gave me fart freckles and her Brown eye gave me pink eye.
by Odd_James November 07, 2019
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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A fart freckle is a spattering of liquid poop on the face of a sexual partner that resembles freckles.
Jane had a diarrhea all day, and when John was munching her box, She sharted, giving him fart freckles.
by scrimmy bojj November 05, 2013
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