Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!

Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy

To fart into one's hand, capturing a good amount of ass gas in closed fist, and then blowing it towards it's desired target.

To fart in one's hand and throw it at someone, as if you were throwing a dart at a target.

The Fart Dart was invented at Michigan State University in January 2007 by a freshman who happened upon a golden opportunity. He captured a waft of his own silent fart in his hand, aimed it at his roommate, and blew it into his face. Hence, the Fart Dart was invented.

When your fart comes out really fast, and smells bad, but does not make any noise