A small explosion coming from between the inner thighs.
"I do believe I just heard a fart."
by JiimJam December 20, 2008
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A strong explosion from between the legs. Which under the right conditions may invoke mind control.

Types of farts
1.) The laughing fart which may cause asses to jiggle or bellys to wiggle.
2.) Hot ass tronmical farts which cause tears an in some cases the same symptoms as anthrax.
3.) The K-Mart fart brought on by gasy mexicans that forgot to wash there ass before entering the store and let it rip. Higly dangerous to the average american.

4.)A free spirit to linger in the air causing stress to others.

5.)The Milk and tuna Fart- the second dangerous fart known to man kind. The only fart that will suck the air out of you and cause a slow rotting death.

6.)The worlds stinkyest fart known to man kind is the one that caused you to be. Gotta thank moms for making it possible.
Was that you or me, I think it was you dear.

Holly shit motha fukker you ever do that shit again Im putting a cork in your ass.

Fukk damn hell are you dead in side

God damn motha fukker does your ass hole come with an experation date.

After the thunder comes the rain
by Old Fart 2Trillion 23 April 22, 2003
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A loud honking noise emitted from the anus, originating from the colon. It is made of of heaved gases and ass-smell.
Oh golly! That fart you did stained my jacket!
by B-Drac August 12, 2003
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The true embodyment of human comedy. Everybody finds them funny no exceptions.
Person 1: "fart"
Person 2: "haha"
by Cunt Turd July 02, 2021
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bass in your face:: This is the aeromatic gas that can pass through the anus and create panic and terror thought the community
yo what up with that bass in your face do you always have to crimp off some breakfast biskets before letting me get out of bed? Damn YO! fro shizza my nizza
by Anonymous April 28, 2003
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