A very childish game often popular in adolescence, whereas you stand amongst a group of people, cut the rankest fart humanly possible, and then take off like a bat out of hell.
That Fart ‘n Dart you pulled last week at school was especially putrid!
by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2020
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Farting and then leaving the area to implicate blame on someone else.
While looking at cards in the store, John farted and then intentianlly left Erica to take the blame for the fart in front of the strangers. She was a victim of the fart n dart.
by Norty007 December 30, 2009
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During sexual sex intercourse, your female partner passed gas fart typically during anal/doggystyle.dick butt You (male or female), decide to run the fuck away from that situation. bye

peepee poopoo
(she passed gas, i ran fast)
(She farted I darted): verb, definition:
Female: *moaning* *fart*
Male: What the fuck, that wasn't me?
Female: Um, yeah, sorry. That was me.
Male: Oh hell no

*The Male flees the scene as fast as possible, never to be seen again.*
by wax-coolant-in-my-anus November 21, 2019
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Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
Uch!!! Jean, I must away to the waters edge to clean my fart dart, I shant be long my love!!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
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To fart into one's hand, capturing a good amount of ass gas in closed fist, and then blowing it towards it's desired target.
He hit me with his "fart dart" and I almost passed out.
by thepopeofdope December 26, 2010
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To fart in one's hand and throw it at someone, as if you were throwing a dart at a target.
Jake caught me off guard with his 'buttercup,' so I threw him a 'fart dart!'
by laceylykewhoa June 12, 2008
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The Fart Dart was invented at Michigan State University in January 2007 by a freshman who happened upon a golden opportunity. He captured a waft of his own silent fart in his hand, aimed it at his roommate, and blew it into his face. Hence, the Fart Dart was invented.
Jake decided to make friends with his floor neighbors, but ruined his chances when he blew a fart dart into Justin's face.
by Cory May January 26, 2007
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