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Whilst ripping a killer fart, a small (seed like) piece of poo leaves your rectum at high velocity and is sowed into your underwear.
Ohh man, Dazza you farted so hard just then, you've definitely planted your fart seed in those jocks.
by Donkey Krong September 26, 2016
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A small (seed shaped) piece of fecal matter that has escaped your rectum at high velocity whilst letting rip a fart, which then sows its self into your underwear, soiling them
Daz lets rip a big fart.... BUUUURRRRRREERRRERRETTTTTTTTTT
ME: " Fark man, that fart would have definitely seen some fart seeds soil those jocks"
ME: " Fark man, that fart would have definitely seen some fart seeds soil those jocks"
by Donkey Krong September 26, 2016