Bill: Man I've been so sick the last 3 days. The other day I did a fart in bed and the next thing I know there's a steaming puddle of fart lava on the sheets
Ben: wtf? who r u!

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow