Fart eater (noun) - someone who is addicted to sucking gaseous discharge from a living organisms anus.
Kelvin, I think I'm a fart eater. I woke up in the middle of the night sucking the fart out of my neighbours penguin using a straw while sleepwalking. I crave farts all day and night I can ignore it no longer. I am a fart eater.
by Lifesapieceofpoop November 23, 2016
Perkins is a real fart eater. He just sucked that fart right out of Jonah's ass! Um. Paul, I think you have something in your teath.
by Ruben Mendez May 11, 2006
someone who likes the taste of farts in the morning after they have just brushed their teeth with the pubic hair of a 45 year old mexican porn star who specilises in baking shepeards pie
by frankendoodle August 02, 2004
Someone who opens their mouth ready to absorb any butt dischanges of another.
Such toilet humour often occurs after an individuals meal of beans/burritos or bean burritos
Such toilet humour often occurs after an individuals meal of beans/burritos or bean burritos
by danny April 02, 2005
1.man id make her suck my ass and let one rip then squeezze her head with my asscheeks and suufocate her
2.morgan P second name.
2.morgan P second name.
by BEHN April 08, 2003
A person, usually widely disliked, who thinks they know everything and should go die a slow and painful death. . . hardcore
Who's that guy that did Passion of the Christ and then went Crazy?
-- Mel Gibson.
Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.
-- Mel Gibson.
Yeah he's such a donkey-fart-eater.
by 5h4p1r0'2 a 23r0 April 05, 2008
by gmantissa July 01, 2019