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N. Small covering around the scrotum used to protect against splashback from wet farts. Usually a simple napkin, piece of toilet paper, or tissue. In some countries it is customary to have intricately designed, hand-woven, fart bibs that closely resemble a hacky sack, or footbag, cut open and stuffed full of man sack.
In Tanzania a fart bib is called a "Scroat Scarf," is heavily decorated with the diamonds from the past 8 generations of wedding rings belonging to the previous 8 paternal mothers. The Scroat Scarf is first presented to a young man, or Salamahawk, on his fourteenth birthday just prior to the the imbibing of the tribal hot sauce and his subsequent Chicka Mo'jumblies (the feast of three dozen hot wings upon lactating breasts which turns the youth into a man).
See also: sack bag, ball suit, etc.
In Tanzania a fart bib is called a "Scroat Scarf," is heavily decorated with the diamonds from the past 8 generations of wedding rings belonging to the previous 8 paternal mothers. The Scroat Scarf is first presented to a young man, or Salamahawk, on his fourteenth birthday just prior to the the imbibing of the tribal hot sauce and his subsequent Chicka Mo'jumblies (the feast of three dozen hot wings upon lactating breasts which turns the youth into a man).
See also: sack bag, ball suit, etc.
Debbie: I am sexually aroused, may I proceed with fellation?
Gus: Why certainly, please provide me a few moments to comb my fake mustache and remove my fart bib.
Gus: Why certainly, please provide me a few moments to comb my fake mustache and remove my fart bib.
by aspacelot August 12, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011