While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl
Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”
by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018
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Farpoon: far-pussy
Use when referring to a hot but distant female.

Example:

Bro#1: damn man check that girl out over there.

Bro#2: ya bro that's some farpoon.
by Icreatedfarpoon December 01, 2014
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