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While taking a shit, you fart with enough propulsion as a harpoon gun to shoot it into the bowl
Yo man that farpoon felt amazing afterwards”
“You’re a weird person for liking that”
by DippyMcGee September 18, 2018
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Apr 25 Word of the Day
v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)
The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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Farpoon: far-pussy
Use when referring to a hot but distant female.

Example:

Bro#1: damn man check that girl out over there.

Bro#2: ya bro that's some farpoon.
by Icreatedfarpoon December 01, 2014
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