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hello
I am farmville
a freak who will turn you crazy. I am a game in which you get to wait for the crops to grow. Its easy. stare at the screen and your crops grow. '
Also, you can buy stuff for people
person 1: guess what honey we got a dog
person 2: thats great where is he?
person 1: go to farmville and see him now
person 2" farmvile? yipeee! we have a dog on farmville. now he can eat my rotting stinking crops!!
by realcrazyperson May 24, 2010
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1. A surprisingly addictive drug administered by via internet. Many junkies use the term "Farmville" to cover up the real name : nicolanstrateefuckinwasteoftime igottacheckmycropssinceimtoolazytogetalife.

2. A place where lazy turds go and raise virtual animals since real-life animals tends to kick'em in the face.
1. Dude! i gotta go check on my Farmville! Gonna get some crops!"
by WorstCaseSenario April 12, 2010
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A game where you grow virtual crops and raise virtual animals on Facebook. An ok game except for the fact that it has no storyline or plot except for the idea of owning a farm.
I used to play Farmville until I realized it was just another plotless, antisocial Facebook game.
by picklessuck April 29, 2010
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When you get on facebook with a cob of corn up your butt.
Brad: Hey Jake, wanna go play some bball.
Jake: No bro, I'm getting a farmville.
by doodoobrown1995 September 13, 2009
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A game that makes you procrastinate and it is extremely addictive :P
I was up all night playing farmville so i didn't do the homework
by Angel of love_Demon of hate January 09, 2011
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