the exact opposite of what the last person said. a nowhere where no ones like to reside and get married at 16 and die in.
by creamalicious™ May 23, 2004
A city in the state of minnesota with the worst sportsmenship you will ever experience. All the kids are absolute brats because they aren’t good at thier sports and think they’re entitled because their parents have a lot of money. Your also garenteed to win because all of the refs hate them.
person 1: oh you play farmington tonight, good luck their all bitches.
person 2: thanks won’t need it though because their also trash.
person 2: thanks won’t need it though because their also trash.
by badbitch377 September 27, 2019
When you lay your backwoods trailer park princess down and bury your sweet sweet mustache, that any 80s porn or action movie star would be jealous of, in her mom bucket and use firm downward strokes of the tongue to paint the bottom of her gash, taint, and finally caressing her beautiful brown eye with her own water works that were created at the sight of that stache . Always using the front to back tongue stroke, like a gentleman.
See that girl across the bar there? She's been eyeing me all night. Think I'm gonna take her back to the men's handicap stall and introduce her to the Farmington Tickler.
by Footsteps Falco September 26, 2022
The 9th circle of hell. The teachers allow the inbred football players to rule the school. It smells like cow shit when you walk outside and everyone does molly just to forget how shitty their privileged lives are. It is also the home of the “rap” group the 612 cr3w who give anyone who listens to their shitty music the sudden urge to gouge their own ears out. Also all of the kids be they white or black say they’re gangsters. Also if you juul in the bathroom you’re fucking gay. Farmington HS
by Queef lover December 6, 2018
A medium sized city located near the 4 corners. This city is known for its large natural gas fields, the connie mack world series, and a large population of natives and mormons. People who live here generally have a bad attitude and drive lifted diesel trucks that they think are race cars. You can find many flat billed monster hats, white framed sunglasses, and other dudebra apparel here. Many people in farmington live under the false impression that they are big city folk, when in reality they are rednecks pretending they are from california. Nicknames for this town include: failtown, f town, and fml town. Luckily for the rest of the US, most people who live there, end up staying there forever. There is always big talk of moving to large cities, but in reality, no one ever leaves. This helps to keep crappy 6 year old fashion trends from spreading out across the US again.
by philyo February 17, 2011
Also known as Farm Town, it's a small town about an hour south of St. Louis.
It has about 15,000 people, who are generally nice. Most are religious, because Farmington's right in the middle of the Bible belt. A lot are into country, hunting, fishing, and farming (hence the name Farmington).
The high school has about 1200+ students, who are basically full of every stereotype. Dumb jocks, bitchy popular girls, emo kids... But there's plenty of chill and genuine people too, you just have to find them.
We think we're the best town in the area (if you visit the other towns, you'll see why) so we're generally hated by everyone else. But we're pretty much okay with it. Around town, we have a Wal-Mart, tons of fast food, a Family Fun Center, a Civic Center with an indoor pool and a Water Park, and even a 4-screen movie threatre.
During the first weekend in June, there's Country Days, which has a carnival, a parade, a talent show, a pageant, and more. It's pretty fun, except every bit of white trash crawls out of their holes during Country Days. You will never see such a vast amount of white trash in one place at one time. Prepare yourself.
In general, a good place to grow up, but by the time you're 18, you want nothing more than to get out of here. But lots of people come back. It's so easy to hate it, but it's your hometown. You grow attached nonetheless.
It has about 15,000 people, who are generally nice. Most are religious, because Farmington's right in the middle of the Bible belt. A lot are into country, hunting, fishing, and farming (hence the name Farmington).
The high school has about 1200+ students, who are basically full of every stereotype. Dumb jocks, bitchy popular girls, emo kids... But there's plenty of chill and genuine people too, you just have to find them.
We think we're the best town in the area (if you visit the other towns, you'll see why) so we're generally hated by everyone else. But we're pretty much okay with it. Around town, we have a Wal-Mart, tons of fast food, a Family Fun Center, a Civic Center with an indoor pool and a Water Park, and even a 4-screen movie threatre.
During the first weekend in June, there's Country Days, which has a carnival, a parade, a talent show, a pageant, and more. It's pretty fun, except every bit of white trash crawls out of their holes during Country Days. You will never see such a vast amount of white trash in one place at one time. Prepare yourself.
In general, a good place to grow up, but by the time you're 18, you want nothing more than to get out of here. But lots of people come back. It's so easy to hate it, but it's your hometown. You grow attached nonetheless.
I've grown up in Farmington, Missouri (aka Farm Town), and I'm almost on my way out! I guess I'll see how fucked up I am when I get out into the real world.
by justanotherchick16 May 29, 2011
city in michigan. about 30-45 mins from detroit. it's pretty lame. home of the farmington school distict. there are 3 high schools:
north - the smart school
harrison - the sports school....it's becoming really ghetto though because lots of people from detroit are coming over
farmington - umm not really known for anything it's all about hhs and nfhs.
there is absolutely nothing to do in farmington hills it is very, very lame. i can't wait to get the hell out of this shithole city.
north - the smart school
harrison - the sports school....it's becoming really ghetto though because lots of people from detroit are coming over
farmington - umm not really known for anything it's all about hhs and nfhs.
there is absolutely nothing to do in farmington hills it is very, very lame. i can't wait to get the hell out of this shithole city.
by shayyyshayyy August 17, 2008