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50 cent's hometown, also where Miss Porter's and Farmington High School are located. And if you didn't guess already, it's about 95% white.
white kid #1: Yo homie, now dat Fiddy be livin in Farmington, you best be carryin yo nine witchu all da time.
white kid #2: Yea, i feel whatchu sayin dawg

by ding-dong, the witch is dead November 19, 2006
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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A place where most of the kids do drugs because it sucks.
Fuck Farmington.
by COODOS January 06, 2009
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the exact opposite of what the last person said. a nowhere where no ones like to reside and get married at 16 and die in.
believe me, if you've ever lived there, you don't need an example. You know EXACTLY what i mean.
by creamalicious™ May 23, 2004
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A town where "sessay" lesbians reside.
male + farmington = lonely
female + farmington = rape
by ChingDynasty August 07, 2005
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were inbreads go to live when they get run out of there hometown, also where grown men have sex with cattle
Farmington is so Gay
by sa;dhf;soij November 05, 2007
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A term most often associated with Paradise. A place where the beer flows like wine, where there isn't a female bust smaller than a c-cup and where everyone can get laid. (Except of course those who've lived in New Lennox)
Gorgeous girl #1:
Can you believe they're taking us to farmington?! I'm getting so hot just thinking about it.

Gorgeous girl #2
The biggest c*ck I'd ever seen was in Farmington and I'm not talking about the roosters!
by Bryant September 12, 2003
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