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A large fraternity, consisting mainly of homosexuals. They don't drink (at the auburn chapter), and spend most of their time beating each other off while other fraternities are partying. Shouldn't really be considered a fraternity. Also known as "Faghouse" or "Faghut"
Chick 1 : Hey did you go to the Farmhouse party last night?
Chick 2 : Yeah it was lame. It was just a bunch of dudes having sex with each other sober.
by TkEsdj October 15, 2007
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A group of hard-working gentlemen that are well rounded in all aspects of life. They are respected wherever they go, and the ladies love them. They are often seen helping old ladies cross the street, acing college exams, lifting heavy objects, or making attractive ladies swoon.
Girl 1: I need to find me a man who is sexy, burly, and is a gentleman
Girl 2: Go down to FarmHouse, they are full of them

AGR Member 1: Why do no girls ever come visit us.
AGR Member 2: They are all hanging out at FarmHouse
AGR Member 1: Dang it! I should have pledged there
by DHowardDoane March 23, 2011
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"Farm House Fuck"
term used to describe a girl/guy who is wild and likes things on the country side
Farm House Fucking is just "fun times"
by McSunas March 05, 2008
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When invited on a date (or formal, or party or any large to small function planned in advance) and then ditch out 24 hours or less in advance.
Girl 1: "So, are you really going to Barn Party with Joe?"
Girl 2: "No, I think I'll wait til 4 am and then Farmhouse him."
by MM Clones February 25, 2008
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