a woman who raises a man's cock
Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.

by Urban Dictionary November 01, 2005
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1. A hard-working individual who grows food and raises animals
2. Slang for penis
1. See that farmer? Respect him.
2. That creep wants to see my farmer.
by hototreeyay April 24, 2015
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The farmer is when a man cums into a woman's butthole and presses her checks together while the cum slowly comes out like a cow getting milked.
That man just performed the farmer to that poor girl dressed up like Hillary Clinton.
by Avery Bennet October 22, 2007
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Some one who grows marijuana.either in a house or outside.
guy 1:hey man can you hook me up with some weed?

guy 2:yeah for sure,my cousin steve is a farmer!
by R.B.420 November 20, 2010
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Is a term used in assosiation with MMORPG. This is a person who play the game with the primary pourpose of making real life profit. They do this by farming money and items in game and then turn around and sell them on the internet for real life cash. To aid in there farming farmers usually use third party programs and camp out specific location in the game for a long period of time.
It's getting harder to find a good place to level with all the dam farmers everywhere.
by ReaperMage September 13, 2005
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Ever notice how Det. Jones and Smith are the last to show up on a bust but they're the first to find a stash?

Yeah. They're farmers. They plant.
by acidnoir April 07, 2010
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My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.
by Ian Chode April 08, 2003
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