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A hard working individual whom may be male or female. Provides food for everyone. They work 24hours a day normally from a very young age. A dangerous and selfless occupation to which all should be thankful.
ME!
May be Male OR Female. I am a teenage female farmer.
by Farmgirl April 26, 2012
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An almost always respectable person, who grows the food that the general public so ungraciously eats. Don't take farmers for granted. Hell, love us. WE FEED YOU PEOPLE!

(Why I am on URBAN dictionary, I have no idea)
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A professional footballer who is:
(1) Rugged in appearance (usually bearded)
(2) Severely technically limited

(3) Defined by their hard work, bastardry and extreme nationalism which makes up for their lack of fitness or ability
(5) Likely to be toiling in the fields for a living when not playing football
Fucking hell I can’t believe England have just lost to Iceland, they’re just a bunch of farmers mate!
by UTGParker July 03, 2018
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a woman who raises a man's cock
Man: Are you a farmer?
Woman: Why?
Man: Because you raise one helluva of a cock.

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1. A hard-working individual who grows food and raises animals
2. Slang for penis
1. See that farmer? Respect him.
2. That creep wants to see my farmer.
by hototreeyay April 24, 2015
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Some one who grows marijuana.either in a house or outside.
guy 1:hey man can you hook me up with some weed?

guy 2:yeah for sure,my cousin steve is a farmer!
by R.B.420 November 20, 2010
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