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When your dog is barking at something stupid (like a branch) and then shits on it. They can still be barking while shitting,
Yo man I was about to hook up with this chick then my dog farked, and she got disgusted and ran away.
by JoggyBuddy May 21, 2018
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People who use their phones more than doing something useful are known as Farks. Farks are so common these days whereas they use the phones for nearly every purposes.
Grandma: Leeban, stop using the phone and eat the shit I made for you?
Leeban: No thanks Hag! *Uses the phone*
Grandma: Stop being a Fark, you adopted Scum!
Leeban: No thanks Hag! *Uses the phone*
Grandma: Stop being a Fark, you adopted Scum!
by Leeban October 03, 2018
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"So we were in my car, right? And she asks me to pull over because she wants to fark!"
"We totally farked at the drive-in movie last night."
"We totally farked at the drive-in movie last night."
by ohmyfark July 18, 2009
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An unpleasant noise made involuntarily during sexual intercourse. Farks should not be confused with moans. Can also be used as a verb.
Fark: When me and my man go at it, he's embarrassed that he farks so loudly that the neighbors wake up. He just can't keep the farking down.
by aaamanda April 28, 2007
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fark (v)- to go over to a girl's house, get drunk, have sex with her, and then wake up in the middle of the night and pee on her bed, resulting in her departure from her own bed, leaving you by yourself
etymology- this word comes from an incident involving my friend who is often referred to as babyfark mcgeezaxs or fark for short. needless to say, his actions are so unique that they deserve their own distinct term, named after fark himself.
etymology- this word comes from an incident involving my friend who is often referred to as babyfark mcgeezaxs or fark for short. needless to say, his actions are so unique that they deserve their own distinct term, named after fark himself.
Wow dude, I totally farked that girl last night after we partied. I cant believe she didnt kill me after I soaked those sheets.
by celtics announcers suck January 12, 2010
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Hannah: "Im glad we found this parking spot"
Jeremy: "Me too! Do you smell that?"
Hannah: "Yeah sorry I just farked."
Jeremy: "Me too! Do you smell that?"
Hannah: "Yeah sorry I just farked."
by Bits and Trix January 23, 2009