Urban Dictionary: Farfed

farfing

Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.

Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!

by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008

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farf

Another term for hair that grows around the anus.

I was pretty sure that the chef didn't like me because I found farf in my soup.

by Marc April 25, 2005

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Farf

The act of farting and barfing at the same time. Often done after a night of drinking and eating bad enchiladas.

We stopped by Whiskey Pete's on the way back to California from Las Vegas. The buffet was so bad, I had to pull over on the side of the road and farf like a mofo.

by Paul Bizzle February 15, 2007

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Farf

The absolute greatest guy around

"Wow, I sure am lucky to have the Farf as my friend. What an amazing guy he is."

by The Farf April 10, 2020

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FARF

A short way of writing "Funny as Rare Fungus"

Karl: I threw up today!
Matt: Haha, that's FARF!

by kdawgnmann September 02, 2009

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Farfing

The act of coughing whilst farting in order to mask the sound of your gas passing.

I couldn't stop farfing at work today. It smelled terrible but at least no one heard!

by Wildhair87 August 19, 2014

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Farf

Simultaneously farting and barfing

"Fuck, I'm sick as hell, I think I'm about to farf really really hard."

by Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppln September 13, 2020

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