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A meme basically saying you farted
except it’s just funny
Larry: fuck! I just farded

Mike: are you sure you didn't shidded?!
Larry: shit i farded and shidded!
by Itsfreerealistate June 23, 2018
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Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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adj. Fucking hard; very difficult. Also, very solid.
That quiz was fard.

Say, that needle was fard to find.

It's fard to fuck that fugly bitch.

I'm fard.
by Al-Mac January 19, 2008
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Jen: It was tragic how Shelley lost her eye while she was farding.
by Timmy May 31, 2004
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A person who behaves like a chad, sometimes associated with frat
by Asthecrowflies April 07, 2019
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When a guy cums out of his anus instead of his dick.
"Ohmygoodness Willis did you just fard?"
by theninjaeatspoop August 25, 2011
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Fard is the feeling you get when you fart so hard you're ball skin vibrates uncomfortably. Considered a combination of "fart" and "nards"
Will was so engaged in his macrame that he did not adjust his buttocks prior to launching a massive fart. He was unnerved as the gaseous mass pushed past his nard bag creating a distinct "fard" sensation.
by Fardtron October 22, 2013
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