Farch: a mineral with an odd smell commonly found between bricks and in moist areas like cold rooms and Damp Basements.

Sometimes growing a fuzzy mold that when licked makes you just wanna farch everywhere.

farch \FAR-ch\, noun:

The combination of February and March.

1:The state in which someone or something is unbearably unlikable.

2: Passing gas

Speaking out from both ends.

The action of stretching the scrotum over the asshole and passing gas.

When you hear that Roddy Rich song , Down Below, and you hear The name Scott Storch sang in the beginning , and you break wind …. You farched .

how your hair may be at the given time.