A politician who claims to know the way but can't drive the car.

To masturbate in an angry and confused way using unconventional stimuli.

To disappear into the background, after causing chaos by committing an intentional act of stupidity.

(Voted for as part of Mark Thomas 100Acts, pronounced to rhyme with garage e.g. Fah-Ridge)- Noun: the liquid found at the bottom of a bin/trashcan/wheelie bin.

Someone who wastes everyone else's time and money, whose only contribution to society is to divide and deceive, and who miraculously gets airtime despite never having achieved anything.

The mistaken belief that something one believes is a fact.

Optical illusion seen in the political wilderness, that makes you believe you can see a long term career