Urban Dictionary: Faptastrophe

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When one is masturbating and something goes terribly wrong.

So get this, I was rubbing one out last night and I ripped my foreskin. It was a total faptastrophe bro!

by Steve McAlistar January 11, 2011

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to tell someone to calm down and relax.

"OMG IM GONNA FAIL MY TEST AND MY PARENTS R GONNA KILL ME AND IM GONNA GET GROUNDED AND-"
"-hey, hey HEY."
"what?"
"WOOOOSAHHHH"

by Ashley Laberge March 12, 2004

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a catastrophe that happens during masturbation.

it was a faptastrophe man. I was making knuckle children, and my mom walked and i blew on her knee!

by captainsusan February 28, 2013

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