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The ability to jerk off with both hands, either at once or to switch off between hands. It's like being ambidextrous with your jerking off hands.
"Bro, I'm fapstidextrous. I can jerk off with both of my hands."
by overused_maymay February 27, 2019
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May 24 Word of the Day
The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009
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