While Fap is a euphemism for masturbation Fapquest is how you go about Fapping. More commonly used in reference to the internet while searching for content to Fap to.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.