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The act of masturbating while drinking snapple.
Yeah bro, I had a major fapple sesh last night, it was very refreshing.
by Czaroule October 01, 2014
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation in regards to the newest Apple products or features. A derivative of the word fap.
I told him, "Fapple about the iPad 2 press release some more, why don't ya? Try not to get any in your eye."
by ArchAbaddon March 02, 2011
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n. Corruption of fap and apple, to refer to apple users who get excitied over anything apple so much that they probably mastrubate (fap) over them.
He is a total fapple.
by Noogie Brown October 20, 2006
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When you fap into a bottle of snapple
Phil DeFranco made me want to fapple SO hard.
by BlondeSugarr March 23, 2016
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To take an apple, cut a hole in it, and insert your dick into it and pretend like you're having sex with it.
"I'm gonna go fapple right now."

"Mother, buy me some apples at the market. I need them to fapple."
by deathwish124 September 07, 2009
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A fapple is when you combine two apple halves (Or haffles) to create a FULL apple. A FAPPLE. FAPPLE. Fapple.
Brother! We must combine our haffles to create a FAPPLE!
by Casual Cat January 26, 2011
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