Urban Dictionary: Fapple

The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation in regards to the newest Apple products or features. A derivative of the word fap.

I told him, "Fapple about the iPad 2 press release some more, why don't ya? Try not to get any in your eye."

by ArchAbaddon March 02, 2011

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The act of masturbating while drinking snapple.

Yeah bro, I had a major fapple sesh last night, it was very refreshing.

by Czaroule October 01, 2014

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A fapple is when you combine two apple halves (Or haffles) to create a FULL apple. A FAPPLE. FAPPLE. Fapple.

Brother! We must combine our haffles to create a FAPPLE!

by Casual Cat January 26, 2011

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The best stuff on earth.

"No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now, just had a

Fapple."

by fapfapfap June 04, 2009

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Fapple is the child-friendly version of the word Fuck. The best trick to keep kids from saying bad words is to say the word, "Apple" after every curse.

Once the kid gets older, he/she will use Fapple in place of the word Fuck in their speech. It isn't technically a swear word so parents can suck it...

It works, trust me...

Fapple me running, the Vikings actually won that game...

by I am depressed... January 31, 2011

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The act of masturbating into a Snapple container or masturbating while drinking one

The 16 was lonely and out of socks and tissues so he pulled a fapple

by zeltar March 21, 2016

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The act of masturbating into a Snapple™.

I just fappled into her Snapple™.

by LeafyIsQueer March 22, 2016

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