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(n) The disposable apparatus used to catch the ejaculated semen after masturbating. Often a tissue or napkin.
by Roastmasters September 15, 2010
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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A derogatory term equating the person at which it is directed to a napkin used to clean up splooge after a vigorous fapping session.
"God, I hate (insert name), he's such a Fap Napkin!"
"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"
"Damn it, (insert name), quit being such a Fap Napkin!"
by Inebriated&Insolent September 08, 2011