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When someone is so sexy/hot, it is dangerous to your (fapping aka) masturbation's health.
"Man, did you see what Jessica was wearing today? She is such a Faphazard, watch out!"
by DarkRyo March 14, 2009
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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