Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)

Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!

by Lancasting June 28, 2015

Thunder Fap

The act of fapping very loud and quickly, much like thunder.

Is that a storm, or is my roommate just thunder fapping?

by pimpassnigga September 11, 2012

Buffalo chicken fap

When you masturbate using hot sauce for lube.

That girl makes my dick hotter than a buffalo chicken fap.

by Babaca_ January 17, 2016

Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020

National FaceTime fap day

On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked

Hey it’s November 16th You have to

Do national facetime fap day

by Foxxiegirl November 16, 2021

Power fapping

Power fapping

#pf

Power fapping is defined :You have to jerk off in under 35 seconds. It brightens your spirit. You can power fap in every situation.

#Fapping #powerfap #pf #pffamily #pf2017 #power #newwayoflife #SebastianKohl

by Power Fapper 3000 September 16, 2017

Fap Dancing

The rhythmic act of fapping whilst dancing

Some would say it's a spiritual dance but others refer to it as fap dancing.

Billy fap danced to beat it by Michael Jackson

by HotDeuceUniversity August 6, 2016