Another way of saying masturabtion
Maybe you've heard of:
Tickling the pickle
Choking the chicken
Jackie the beanstalk
Five knuckle shuffle
Beating the meat
Applying the handbrake
Busting a nut
Having a wank
Masturbating
Jerkin the Gurkan
Choking Charlie till he throws up
Taming the snake
Rubbing the genie's lamp
Checking for testicular cancer {GONE SEXUAL}
Cocking the rifle
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this is for shooting, and this is for fun!"
Waving the wand
Launching the rocket
Stroking Johnny
Me-time

These acts are often followed by the clearing of ones browser history.

Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel

The sound that occurs from vigorously beating your meat.

Forever Alone Pleasure

The onomatopoeic representation of masturbation. Often used to suggest that something is attractive.

The sound made during masturbation.

Fixed Action Pattern. Produced by an innate releasing mechanism in response to an external sensory stimulus. A term used in biology.