The act of falling asleep immediately after masturbating
As soon as I got home from work, I had a fap and nap session.
by askinnyblackman February 10, 2011
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Fap: the computer slang for the sound of a male masturbating
Nap: siesta, or small slumber usually occurs after time of great and strenuous activity...like masturbating.

When you add these two terms together, fap..and..nap, you get the term Fap-and-nap.
It is widely known that after intercourse the male component quickly goes to sleep after ejaculating all over his female lover. Therefore earning the name, "Fap-and-nap."
by rangerrunner11 January 04, 2011
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The act of a person masturbating and then going to sleep.
Person 1: hey man, whatcha doin?
Person 2: I'm tired. I think i'm gonna go fap 'n' nap
by Rice Menshorts April 04, 2011
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To Masturbate, poo, then rest. aka, the perfect afternoon.
"omg, what a day! All I want to do is get home so I can fap, crap & nap"
by SuperDuperGalen December 23, 2011
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When a person (usually a male) decides to masturbate and shorty falls asleep afterwards.
Josh: Hey Fisher what are you doing after school today?
Fisher: Probably just go home and fap n' nap.
by Fish21 January 27, 2016
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The nap you take after you get done stroking it.
Man I was exhausted after that marathon jerk...I had to take a fap nap.
by A teezy June 09, 2007
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After self or mutual masturbation (fap), one takes a voluntary or accidental nap.
Sorry I'm late for the presentation of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's $6.9 million dollar addition for Modern Art and Media Communication, I had an awesome wank and really needed a fap nap.
by DeMoNYC October 15, 2010
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