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The act of ejaculating into a sock and then hitting someone in the face with it.
Not always a sexual act; sometimes its just because your a duche
Not always a sexual act; sometimes its just because your a duche
"So Rachel was being a bitch last night."
"No shit dude what did you do?"
"Gave that bitch a taste of my fap sap
"No shit dude what did you do?"
"Gave that bitch a taste of my fap sap
by Erutious and Halegion October 28, 2010
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021