to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.
"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."
by Divisionbear May 15, 2009
by issaru0 February 8, 2009
Just found out the girl I like likes me back! Time for a happy fap!
Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!
Just got home and it's just me in the house all alone.Time for a happy fap and loud porn!!
by Lilbitch January 8, 2014
When you think you’re the first person to be bit by a radioactive spider and then you go kill someone on acid.
by EddieBrock5 October 5, 2023