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A way of asking someone when the last time they fapped was without straight out asking when the last time they fapped was. Usually used in a safe for work environment towards people you don't know. It is considered more polite.
Customer: So, how's the Fap Dragon?
Store Manager: Yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
Customer: Shit yeah! You're a real Fap Master!
Store Manager: Yeah he paid me a visit a few minutes ago
Customer: Shit yeah! You're a real Fap Master!
by King of Fappers '94 December 08, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The term used to describe a certain lustful advance mostly affiliated with a certain bronze gnome whom has a tendency to derive sexual lust towards the Draconic races. Male or Female.
K-dawg: Hey, did you hear about Falcone last night?
V-Dawg: No, what did he do now?
M-Dawg: No doubt let the Fap Dragoninto his mind as usual.
V-Dawg: No, what did he do now?
M-Dawg: No doubt let the Fap Dragoninto his mind as usual.
by MVKDawgs July 23, 2012