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Same thing as Spank Bank, but with the updated wording of Fap

Collection of mental fantasies, images of men/women to use to help you ejaculate.
Jose: Madonna's nipple isn't worth fapping to dude.

Mike: You can always make a deposit into the Fap Bank for later, in case you're running low.

Jose: True that.
by QUSO2020 June 13, 2012
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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A rather delicate area of the brain, containing images, memories, and dreams, that can be used later to Fap in times of need.
How did you survive that weekend of camping? I tapped into the ol' fap bank.
by Benstar March 06, 2012
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