I am fantasying right now, I decided to start Peyton Manning over Tony Romo. I better win this week.
by C2daLail January 31, 2010
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n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.
How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.
by tom hum April 18, 2010
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Term coined by the Legend Z-Daddy, used to describe a player who plays Lacrosse only for the clout, but is AIDS at lax. Commonly called a "Carmel" or a "Costigan" as they were the original fantasy players
"Hey, who's that kid ripping juul instead of going to practice?"
"Idk must be some fantasy player Carmel type kid"
by Fantasylaxbro March 18, 2018
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When one is completely engrossed in a daydream.
I was trying to talk to Tom, but he was totally at fantasy theater, he never said a word.
by mattfoster01 December 11, 2008
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A girl you want to fuck but will never get. She lives in your fantasies and you fuck her every day until the frustration of never having her takes over your head and you start thinking of a new fantasy whore. Fantasy whore you try to forget can come back in while jacking off at any given time.
"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Jacking off to the fantasy whore."
by DJDaveNYC August 04, 2017
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When you vomit, poop and piss at the same time.
Damn, I'm so sick I Final Fantasy XIII'd all over my room! Now I'll have to clean it somehow...
by Will-22 December 13, 2016
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