Derived from the combination of "fannie" and "tampon."A devise, usually folded toilet paper, that is used to absorb poop that is left behind after a BM. Most often used as a means to carry out your day without spending endless hours wiping and/or having an irritated O-ring.

A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.