I piss myself laughing when that show "the nanny" comes on, at the start the song goes that she got kicked out and landed on her "fanny", ouch, how unfortunate.

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."

Emily: hey, what's your name?

Fanny: it's Fanny
Emily: oh my god, is it seriously Fanny?!

Fanny: yeah, but I'm from Sweden, where it's a very usual name. And it's pronounced more like funny.

Emily: oh okay I get it.

"How's my sweet, lovable little Fanny?"

"Have you seen my Fanny?"

"I'm in love with Fanny..."

"That's my Fanny; as cute and sweet as ever!"

"What could she do? She was out on her fanny."

"We deserve a spanking, right on our fannies!"

"Just look at this little rash on her fanny."

"I'll just put it in my fanny pack."

"Danny, Danny with the big, white fanny-!"

"What are you doing?" "Sweet F*** All"
"What are you doing?" "Sweet Fanny Adams"

Winston Churchill: Wow! Last night with the wife was fantastic.
Uncle Sam: Yeah? What did you do to her?
Churchill: Well, first I had to suck her fanny...
Sam: Wait! What did you do?
Churchill: I sucked her fanny--I sucked her fanny dry to where there wasn't anything left in there!
Sam: I didn't know you liked to eat shit.
Churchill: What?!
Sam: You ate your wife's ass out dry, as you said. Either that or she had an operation that switched her ass with her pussy.
Churchill: What the hell are you talking about?
(Winston Churchill and Uncle Sam get into a bitch fight.)

To see ones Fanny by Gaslight