Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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sounds just like 'thank you' but means 'fuck you' ; keeps up appearances and good form while saying exactly what you think ; a proper response to a left-handed compliment.
best used in combo w your toothiest grin. try it on your boss, mother-in-law, frenemies, teachers & snippy restaurant hostesses
best used in combo w your toothiest grin. try it on your boss, mother-in-law, frenemies, teachers & snippy restaurant hostesses
Sue: omg Melina, you are so lucky it doesn't matter when you gain weight. i wish i was as big-boned as you
Melina: omg fank you!
Melina: omg fank you!
by missmannerisms February 28, 2013