his fandangler was so long, we called him tripod.

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.

A "fandangler" shows off to prove they are better in sports, gaming or academics; this typicallyoccurs right after someone has done something of note e.g. asked a question in class, shared a study guide with the class, scored a point in a game or landed a trick on a skateboard.The fandangler will immediately ask a more pointed question to show thier superior intellect, send out a better study guide, boast about their scoring, or proceed to do a more impressive trick on a skateboard. Fandaglers do this to prove their superiority to others who may be watching or to the one-upped.

John emails out a helpful study guide to his med school class, and gunner Jane immediately fires back with another email to the class containig a "better" study guide.

Here's the beer and here's the bong. Now do a motherfucking fandangler, dummy.