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It's basically the same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, except for the fact that you also smear a monocle and (in some cases) a goatee along with the classic mustache.
Zack and Miri decided to try new things in bed last night than the usual doggie. Instead, they did a 71 and tried the fabled Fancy Martinez.

Miri smelled like crap the next day.
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