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When a female is in a handstand position with her legs spread out shoulder length, two candles lit upon each foot, and a table cloth over the vagina with a hole allowing the male to eat out the the female. This is a fancy feast for the male. BON APPETIT!
Nathan: Guess what I just did?

Elner: What?

Nathan: Dude, smell my breathe!

Elner: Woah! You definitely had a fancy feast.

Nathan: Yeah! With your mom! Boy can she cook!
by nadeezyforsheezy August 17, 2009
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A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
by Starquti September 05, 2020
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Canned cat food. The primary ingredient of Russian ethic foods since the second world war era, in which Americans helicoptered cat food into the Soviet Union as a joke. Stalin was said to have been so impressed with its quality that he instituted it as a national delicacy.
Ulric: 'Look, there go a bunch of Russians.'
Mark: 'Those Fancy Feast eating mother fuckers.'
by Combinatoric April 01, 2017
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Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.
Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"
by Daniel of New York April 24, 2008
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Taking a dump into a crystal bowl then forcing feeding it to your sexual partner
My girlfriend ate a big bowl of my "Fancy Feast" last night
by Deuce Deucer September 11, 2010
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Common phrase used to react to various situations throughout life and your day. Often used to overly express a reaction to something being said by someone or something. Of little or no relation to the cat food.
Cyndi Lauper says, "Oh, girls just wanna have fun..."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Jim Henson says, "Kermit the Frog was meant to be black."
You reply, "Fancy feast!"

Mark says, "Me and Danny are going on a sexual date."
Crystal replies, "Fancy feast!"
by Daniel of NY April 25, 2008
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When the pussy smells like rotten cat food but you eat it anyway.
Your mom really served me up some fancy feast.
by Dingaroo December 10, 2020
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